January 2012
Guess the thing!!
thefrogman:
What could it be!!???
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i miss this thing so much
talk about asmr
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Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.:... →
pcarasaur:
CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS!…
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unknowablewoman replied to your post: unknowablewoman replied to your photo: Security…
fucking people.
it was so difficult not to yell “first world problems” at her.
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unknowablewoman replied to your photo: Security and eventually the police were called on…
OMG
It was adorable because not only is it NYE, but it was our last day open for business ever. She’s still ready to file a complaint, though.
December 2011
Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought...
– Karl Lagerfeld (via anotherparanoidurlchange)
Fuck this shit, I look fabulous in sweatpants.
(via unknowablewoman)
Oh my god are sweatpants not a fashion accessory now?
(via thisgingersnapsback)
Lost control? Uh… last I checked, sweatpants ARE my life.
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so pissed off
will we ever evolve out of this stage?
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opiumdenmother:
I am sick and tired of hearing spoiled little white girls saying they aren’t interested in feminism or don’t see the point in it. You clearly have no idea what feminism has done for you because you take all of the things its given you for granted. Feminism gave white Western women rights now seen as so basic we don’t even pay attention to them, and you say you don’t care about...
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hisprophets replied to your post: Situation: the Pixies run a day care and it’s…
Oh my god. Lol. I did not expect there to be a good retort. You win. Thank you.
hisprophets asked: Situation: the Pixies run a day care and it's about 2:30 in the afternoon and goldfish time; question: do they play "Snackity Jones"?
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unknowablewoman replied to your video: What a prince.
this doesn’t have any notes…which means it’s an original post…did you actually just discover this on YouTube? do you search YouTube for cat videos daily? why am I even bothering to ask? :3
Of course it doesn’t have any notes. Tumblr hates me.
And yes, I typed in “pretty persians” in youtube and I got this master.
Anonymous asked: You ought to remove the “How to...
rebellious—palpitations:
getyourpokeon:
rebellious—palpitations:
Anonymous:
JESUS CHRIST. IT WAS JUST A JOKE. AND A HARMLESS CHART. and in what way is ‘read wine’ = getting her completely plastered and raping her for fucks sake, people take a chill pill. i’m sick of people on this site getting so offended by everything and being such self-righteous assholes. welcome to the real world,...
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For everyone who has ever wanted to see how...
unknowablewoman:
getyourpokeon:
I WILL NOT BE LEAVING THIS UP FOR VERY LONG
leave it up forever. it is giving me followers.
Anonymous asked: You ought to remove the “How to...
rebellious—palpitations:
Anonymous:
JESUS CHRIST. IT WAS JUST A JOKE. AND A HARMLESS CHART. and in what way is ‘read wine’ = getting her completely plastered and raping her for fucks sake, people take a chill pill. i’m sick of people on this site getting so offended by everything and being such self-righteous assholes. welcome to the real world, where not everything is perfect.
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unknowablewoman replied to your post: Sitting on the couch, tumbling…
Tumblr, get your shit together! (=_=)
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If you sincerely use the phrase "friend zone," I...
unknowablewoman:
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Sitting on the couch, tumbling...
Drew: Hey baby?
I turn to look. He is standing in the kitchen with his peeled banana in front of his crotch, jacking it off.
Me: Thank you.
Drew: You’re welcome.
I love living with a 32-year-old man.
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mariatatuada replied to your post: mariatatuada replied to your post: looked at crime… *hugs* I’m sorry, dude. Any thoughts on where the compulsion came from? (I’ll stfu if you’d rather not keep talking about it.)
No no, don’t worry. It was just 5am and I was super scared and had to have Drew take me to the bathroom because I had to pee and didn’t want to go alone. So...